GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And